a -day- late?

hardly. more like 2,557 days too late. and on the other hand, 6,575 days too early.

anyone who knows me knows that i'm late. period. i'm always late.

my biggest (worst) late ever? showing up in B's life 2,557 days too late. seven years after she met bf. which is pretty much a moot point anyway because she was 21 and even though she says my age is attractive to her, back then i'm sure i'd have just been one more creepy old guy hitting on the hot 21 year old waitress. she'd have flirted, taken my tips and later said to the others "ewww! you shoulda seen this -old- guy hitting on me!"

on the other hand, despite being late all the time, there's one time i was early, seriously early. why did i have to be born 6,575 days before her? such a huge gap. puts me out of her peer group. makes her his peer. makes me die too long before her. makes -me- old.