The 2007 Dumbass of the Year Award

now as you know, we typically like to wait till late in the year before we announce the winner of this prestigious award. we like to wait primarily because there are so MANY dumbasses out there that it just seems silly to pick a winner so early in the year, with so many stellar dumbass moments yet to come.

now you know that we don't like to play favorites, but i have to tell you, this years' winner is someone who's won many of these awards before for his simply fucking stellar interpersonal skills.

he's well known for assuming that everyone else's world view takes -him- and his feelings into account. he's made a name for himself with his consistently self-centered and closed minded actions. but perhaps the one area where he's really made a name for himself is in the arena of relationships. while vigorously proclaiming his innocence of any intentional slights, insults or just plain stupid remarks, he's produced an astounding record of missteps, bad assumptions and misunderstandings. he's consistently brought heartache, dissppointment, sadness and confusion to the person he's time and again said is most important to him.

so, without further adieu,